DISCLAIMER: I know no one watches my vids when I put them on here, so this is probably the last one but oh well. XD
Well, here’s the story. A friend of mine made a deal with me and my end of the bargain was to record an audiobook that was the entirety of The Lord Of The Rings.
As such, I thought I’d show you all the first bit I had recorded. Not long, but it was done pretty late at night.
If all goes to plan I might even post the whole thing on here in parts once it’s finally complete, if people like it enough.
Music: ‘The Great River’ composed by Howard Shore.
Here is the first part of a huge undertaking that I am proud to say I prompted! I’m doing some heavy duty LOTR costuming and this is great to listen to while working. Tolkien fans - give this a try. I can practically guarantee you’ll enjoy yourself hugely. I’m really, really excited to see what Jazor has in store!
OMG GUYS, IT’S COMPLETE
Artist/Composer: Neil Finn, Howard Shore
Song name: Song of the Lonely Mountain
Released: 11 December 2012Lyrics:
Far over the Misty Mountains rise
Leave us standing upon the height
What was before, we see once more
Is our kingdom, a distant light
Fiery mountain beneath the moon
The words aren’t spoken, we’ll be there soon
For home a song that echoes on
And all who find us will know the tune
Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven’t seen the back of us yet
We’ll fight as long as we live
All lies on the hidden door
To the Lonely Mountain bourne
We’ll ride in the gathering storm
Until we get our long forgotten gold
We lay under the Misty Mountains cold
In slumbers deep, and dreams of gold
We must awake, our lives to make
And in the darkness a torch we hold
From long ago when lanterns burned
Until this day our hearts have yearned
A fate unknown; the Arkenstone
What was stolen must be returned
We must away, and make the day
To find our song, for heart and soul
Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven’t seen the end of it yet
We’ll fight as long as we live
All lies on the hidden door
To the Lonely Mountain bourne
We’ll ride in the gathering storm
Till we get our long forgotten gold
Far away the Misty Mountains cold
Welp. I’ll be listening to this on loop.
(via m-ordor)
2xpistolsandawink:assachusetts:fuckred:
MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
I AM LITERALLY CRYING
GOODBYEOH MY GOD
FUCKING. PRESS. PLAY. DO IT.
Who put this together? NOBEL PRIZE FOR YOU
Have I reblogged this before? Does it matter?
Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, ElvisPresley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California, Baseball, Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola, Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away! What else do I have to say?
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punkrock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, Homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, Rock-and-roller cola wars
^Educate yo’self
(via goddamn-batgirl)
Ahahaha. I’ve never heard this song but that’s gotta be Lily Allen, right?
For Mia <3
(via goddamn-batgirl)
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
i wonder how many people just stopped playing to laugh hysterically because i would not have been able to keep that up oh my fucking GOD
could you imagine being the guy who got drums
OH MY GOD THANKYOU
FAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
I couldn’t help it, I looked them up - turns out the whole POINT of the Portsmouth Sinfonia was that you were NOT allowed to know how to play your instrument, but you had to try your best!! LOL. This is amazing.
What Makes Your Circus Afro Beautiful
I was fairly amused by this…
This isn’t funny. Why am I laughing at this?
Because it IS funny
Pow can you rip this for meeeeeeee I’m dying
(via pkpow)
Oh dear god what have I done…
why
i saw it coming
BUT STILL IM CRYING
shrieks
shit
I hate everyone.
I AM SO HAPPY. I breathed really hard leading up to The Moment, hoping and praying and wishing that it would be what I hoped it would be.
Helpless laughter
it’s redfoo with the bigass circus afro
this is what they play in the elevator when you descend into hell
I’m sorry, but I’m not.
Oh look this is on my dash again -reblogs again-
literally weeping
First I started doing the silent-laugh convulsion, then I started honk-crying oh my god help meee
Welp, so anyway